DrizzyDrake

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Ihangout withboys

More than I hang out with girls, because It’s actually LESS drama.

”0mg!Did youdye yourhair?”

No. Sharpie just decided to make this new permanent marker called “Hair Dye”.

You WereRight…

I am like those other girls, I know how it feels

To be heartbroken by someone you truly love.

The only difference now is… I’m finally done trying.

”Hello, Can I help you?”

Me: No, I just stood in line for 10 minutes

Just to say “Hi”. -__-

Would You  Like A Table?

No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.

I would like a carpet for 5, please.

I'minvisible To you?

Cool, I’ve always wanted a superpower.

I heardthere’s anew app.

It’s called “sense of humor” . you should totally download it, biiitch.

I’m not  sarcastic.

I’m just a funny person, surrounded by idiots.