DuckyMoMo11
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Forever Aloner
Joined: September 11, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: July 29
user id: 217600
Location: Americaa
Gender: F
Joined: September 11, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: July 29
user id: 217600
Location: Americaa
Gender: F
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I'm that virgin that
talks about f.ucking band members
when in reality I have an anxiety attack when guys
even make eye contact with me.
when in reality I have an anxiety attack when guys
even make eye contact with me.
PLEASE DON'T PUT EXCLAMATION
POINTS IN YOUR QUOTES IT'S JUST WEIRD IT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE
A FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL WHO JUST GOT COOKIES
SORRY IT'S JUST MY OPINION
SORRY IT'S JUST MY OPINION
Me in the car:
Me: oh great.
Me: no you can't walk in front of my car go find a crosswalk
Me: okay walk then.
Me: PUT SOME PEP IN YOUR STEP GRANDMA YOU'RE HOLDING UP TRAFFIC.
Me: thank god.
Me: mom if a freaking car pulls out in front of you and almost hits us you lay on the fricken horn you don't just sit there.
Me: A CAR ACCIDENT DOES NOT NEED TO TAKE UP THREE LANES.
Me: mom if you don't beep the horn in the next five seconds im jumping out of the car you have to intimidate those idiots
Me: "but honey its dangerous they get distracted" WELL TOO BAD THEY'RE BAD DRIVERS ANYWAYS.
Me: HEY BIKERS THERE'S THIS THING CALLED THE BIKE LANE WHY DON'T YOU USE IT SOME TIME.
Me: oh god drivers from new york we're all gonna die.
Me: A STOP SIGN IS NOT A RED LIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES.
Me: are you texting while driving or are you just a really bad driver.
Me: OH GREAT THREE NEW YORKERS.
Me: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MERGE.
Me: mom roll up the freaking windows do you know how long it took me to do my hair I'm not having it today.
Me: oh look the bus is picking someone up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING ROAD PULL OVER INTO THE BREAK LANE
Me: hi grandpa and grandma gertrude GET OFF THE ROAD.
Me: mom can I drive
Me: oh great.
Me: no you can't walk in front of my car go find a crosswalk
Me: okay walk then.
Me: PUT SOME PEP IN YOUR STEP GRANDMA YOU'RE HOLDING UP TRAFFIC.
Me: thank god.
Me: mom if a freaking car pulls out in front of you and almost hits us you lay on the fricken horn you don't just sit there.
Me: A CAR ACCIDENT DOES NOT NEED TO TAKE UP THREE LANES.
Me: mom if you don't beep the horn in the next five seconds im jumping out of the car you have to intimidate those idiots
Me: "but honey its dangerous they get distracted" WELL TOO BAD THEY'RE BAD DRIVERS ANYWAYS.
Me: HEY BIKERS THERE'S THIS THING CALLED THE BIKE LANE WHY DON'T YOU USE IT SOME TIME.
Me: oh god drivers from new york we're all gonna die.
Me: A STOP SIGN IS NOT A RED LIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES.
Me: are you texting while driving or are you just a really bad driver.
Me: OH GREAT THREE NEW YORKERS.
Me: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MERGE.
Me: mom roll up the freaking windows do you know how long it took me to do my hair I'm not having it today.
Me: oh look the bus is picking someone up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING ROAD PULL OVER INTO THE BREAK LANE
Me: hi grandpa and grandma gertrude GET OFF THE ROAD.
Me: mom can I drive
I have this weird obsession with
School Shopping
School Shopping
Okay this is really
getting annoying now. It may be pretty awesome that a_big_white_van
is now following you. Or jake_from_state_farm is wearing khakis.
Mr_Moseby , seriously? You guys are just creating profiles just so
you can say one quote and then you never use the account again. And
I just found out that
estaban_julio_ricardo_montoya_de_la_rosa_ramirez lost his cheecken
named Duddley. Has anyone seen him? Seriously guys! I mean it was
funny at first but now it's getting ridiculous because people
are constantly making quotes about it. Cool a_big_white_van is
following you. That may seem fuucking legit but it's not funny
anymore.
Sorry if I offended anyone I just needed to say
this.
I don't care if you like One Direction or not.
Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=1o3fcUH-yPQ
I'm gonna go on a diet
›› But I have to eat all the unhealthy food out of my house first so I'm not tempted. (:
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Witty Has Over
6,000,000 quotes. I'm so proud of all of us.♥
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Thanks to the 90's kids
I didn't know we had to
be born in your generation to know:
Hey Arnold!
Kim Possible
The Magic School Bus
All That
Goosebumps
Recess
Dragon Tales
Arthur
Rugrats
Little Bears
The Power Puff Girls
Because every one of us 2000's kids
KNOW ALL OF
THESE.