DuckyMoMo11

Status: Forever Aloner
Joined: September 11, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: July 29
user id: 217600
Location: Americaa
Gender: F

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So an attractive boy came up to our table
and bought girl scout cookies
and as he payed, he slipped his number
in between the dollar bills to me.

I'm telling ya
It's the power of the cookies man
 
59 3 KayleighJean KayleighJean
love
at school today my teacher walked into class wearing a full suit of armour, got to his desk, said "oh sh/t i forgot my phone charger.", knocked over a pot plant, jogged out of the classroom and didn't return.

82 1 BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
whatismyschool
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
107 0 Cammie Cammie
silykim
Me: *dies*
Mom: This is no excuse.
Mom: *Brings corpse to school*
193 1 ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
life
 

*eating ice cream in winter* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
 

144 2 *crybaby* *crybaby*
funny
looks at item: yooooooo
looks at price: nooooooo
46 0 incompetent* incompetent*
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write "flappy bird" on my headstone because that will be my cause of death

3 0 kyle the creator* kyle the creator*
seriously

Do you wanna build a snowman? C'mon,
LET'S GO AND PLAY. I NEVER SEE YOU
anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone away.
we used to be best buddies and now we're not.
i wish you would tell me why.
 


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40 1 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the f-ck did you just say you little f-cking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the d!cks out of your as.s
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing 
81 1 happiest* happiest*
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why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
137 5 happiest* happiest*
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