DumbRedhead
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I'm awkward and I don't really come on as much as I used too
Joined: December 31, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 9
user id: 257657
Location: Philadelphia , PA
Gender: F
Joined: December 31, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 9
user id: 257657
Location: Philadelphia , PA
Gender: F
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So hi Witty I just wanted to give you a formal goodbye and I love
you all < 3
This is me basically:
me: finally gets on a tv show
*tv show is 1,000 ways to die*
*tv show is 1,000 ways to die*
Are we just
never going to bring up the fact that Brother Bear 2 is seriously
about a woman who falls in love with a
bear?
*Listening
to God bless you by Black Veil Brides in the car with
mydad*
Andy: " You left me with these broken lies And I let you I've got no more time for your - "
Dad: *Sneezes*
Andy: "So god bless you"
Dad: Thank you
Me: *Total fangirl moment.*
Andy: " You left me with these broken lies And I let you I've got no more time for your - "
Dad: *Sneezes*
Andy: "So god bless you"
Dad: Thank you
Me: *Total fangirl moment.*
*schools out*
Me: YAY! I'm going to make this the best summer ever! I'm going to go to wild parties! have sleep over with friends! Get a summer love!
*month later sitting on couch watching tv eating chips and ice cream*
Commercial: " Are you ready to go back to school? "
Me: ... I didn't do anything this summer.... Well atleast i found my summer love!
Me: *Looks over at dog*
Me: *tries to kiss my dog*
Dog: *growls*
Dog: * runs off*
Me: No....... okay......Still have my laptop anyways.
Me: Mom! Where's my laptop?
Me: YAY! I'm going to make this the best summer ever! I'm going to go to wild parties! have sleep over with friends! Get a summer love!
*month later sitting on couch watching tv eating chips and ice cream*
Commercial: " Are you ready to go back to school? "
Me: ... I didn't do anything this summer.... Well atleast i found my summer love!
Me: *Looks over at dog*
Me: *tries to kiss my dog*
Dog: *growls*
Dog: * runs off*
Me: No....... okay......Still have my laptop anyways.
Me: Mom! Where's my laptop?
so yesterday i was
babysitting five kids under the age of nine (i know, i know,
i'm practically jesus. shhh.) and one of them was an 8 year
old boy called Corben. basically, he developed a huge crush on
me after i told him i liked star trek and dragons, and he kept
hitting on me the entire time and it was
hilarious and also adorable.
alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at lego. you're magical.
corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
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corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
me: what
alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
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corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
me: yeah, but--
corben: i'll get you three bowls.
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me: okay, goodnight you guys.
corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to sleep.
alana: no she doesn--
corben: shHHhHhHH.
me: no.
corben: not even a little cuddle?
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me: why are you out of bed?
corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
me: no, go back to bed
corben: i'll read it to you if you want
alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at lego. you're magical.
corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
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corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
me: what
alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
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corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
me: yeah, but--
corben: i'll get you three bowls.
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me: okay, goodnight you guys.
corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to sleep.
alana: no she doesn--
corben: shHHhHhHH.
me: no.
corben: not even a little cuddle?
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me: why are you out of bed?
corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
me: no, go back to bed
corben: i'll read it to you if you want
dogs are so cute
though like you leave them alone for five hours and then the
minute they see you again they're not mad, they just jump
up and lick your face and get all excited like "hello
hELLO HELLO HELLO HI HI hi there hello hi hey HEY HELLO HELLO I
AM A DOG!"
