Dylacorn

Status: More hot cocoa...
Joined: October 12, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: November 11
user id: 334352
Location: Somewhere in Mars...
Gender: M
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Brony. :P, haha maybe.

 Dylan is the name, some people call me Dill Pickle (I dislike pickles and most of what socity has come to.)

 The "she" is FURY, or Kim. 

Rainbow  Dash 

 



 Jenna Marbles.
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 I think I served Justice to my heroes. See ya.

 
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Dylacorn's Favorite Quotes

The reason I'm funny is because
my life is a joke.


lolsotrue.com
Why is it when guys take off their shirts in public, it's hot,
but when I take off my shirt in public everyone screams and runs away?
This quote does not exist.

Trying to calm a women down when shes upset  
is like trying to baptize a cat.

 "Grade 3 logic, you hate everyone until they have food you like."


 Me: My logic hasn't changed.

My quote
 


This quote does not exist.

 If you can't afford condoms,


 you can't afford kids.

lolsotrue.com

 


           i offend everyone.

 I don't have "haters"


I have friends in denial. 

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I love to sleep,
its like a time machine to breakfast