EMAsayNAY99

Status: reeeeer
Joined: June 12, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 182275
Location: Under your bed
Gender: F

 

 


Your moms chest hair.

 

I'm Emma! I love summertime, my friends and music. Get at me.
Best Friend // Kyle // Marisa // Tumblr // Twitter // Layout Site

EMAsayNAY99's Favorite Quotes



I feel taunted by the pretty girls of the world.
 



& Did you miss me
while you were 
looking for yourself
out there?





Admit it
You've done atleast one of these:

1) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, then remebered.

2) When you were younger , drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3) When you were little, you thought the shape of a real heart was actually "<3"

4) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to seen when the lights turned off.

5) Tried to balance the light, Between the ON & OFF.



 

So I went to edit my profile and I clicked the "Use old profile editor" and it said

"You killed a cat"

What.




i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."




 
Yahoo! Answers 

Resolved question: 

How do I get passed being sexually harrassed by my iPad?
 I was sitting in my car today and everything was fine, but then my dad turned the car left and my iPad gentely slid in the seat and pressed against my buttox. I didn't know what to do, so I just kept staring out the car window and moving my buttox closer to the door, not even looking at my iPad. Now I've been feeling strange ever since, I don't think I will ever be able to use my iPad again. What do I do?


Best answer:
Just remember it's not your fault. There are alot of people who love you no matter what. I would get yourself tested for HIV, just in case.

Asker's Rating:  * * * * *
This made me feel better, thank you. 


Other answers:
 sue Apple

 

One day, fridges will take revenge.
They will open our bedroom door every 10 minutes, stare at us blankly and then just close it again without a word.

 
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This is my alligator, he's hungry. Wanna feed him?

He eats Faves





 

Me: Refreshes Witty
Internet: Sorry, this server is down
Me: no
Me: refreshes
Me: refreshes
Me: refreshes
Me:
Me:
Me:
Witty: loads
Witty: *is completely different*
Me: 
Me:
Me:
Me:
Obama:
A cookie:
the wind:
Spongebob:
A training bra:
A hollister model:
Me: I have no recollection of this place