EZpwnage

That moment when you realize the truth is absolutely ridiculous and no one in their right mind would ever believe you.

:'(

Before watching a scary movie
"Oh man this is gonna be so awesome"

While watching a scary movie
"This aint scary at all lol"

After watching a scary movie
"Oh %$#@ im dead im dead im dead"
 

Today, I have done something very important.

.... I followed myself on Witty XD

For some reason, I can't see my notifications when someone likes my quote.

~WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!~

That Moment #12: When you wake up and you somehow know how terrible your day is going to be.

Me (wakes up): Oh, man I hate Mon~(falls off bed)

Me in Math Class:
*Looks at textbook on laptop*
Me: (What the heck?)
Teacher: "...Question Two... You answer it." (points at me)
Me: "Uh...."
Teacher: "Are you going to answer the question?"
Me: "Uh..."
Teacher: "Well, what have you been doing all this time?"
Me: "Uh..."
Teacher: "You've been getting distracted on your laptop, haven't you?"
*I snap out of my trance-I am so nervous that I don't know what to say.*
Me: "Well, uh..."
Teacher: "Alright then, if you have no excuse then I'll just have to take away your laptop for the year... you'll just have to use this textbook."
After class:
Me: WTF WHY DIDN'T I SAY ANYTHING?!?!

  That Moment #11:
When the grade you get is less than 2 digits.

That Moment #10: When you want to scream and shout and stomp and cry and just disappear....

And all you say is "Okay then."

That Moment #9: When you're tired and sad and angry and frustrated...
And it's not even 10 AM.