EatMyFunny

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Joined: July 25, 2012
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Location: Your Dreams
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Quotes by EatMyFunny

ever since we first met ;
i knew that i..   

i knew i was ready baby 
to take that dive
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
shut up.
wit yo stankin a$$
*Me and my friend in class*
Friend- Yo n-gga what page we at?
Me- 58 my n-gga 
Friend- thanks bro!
Me- its all good man
Teacher- girls, i didnt know you were ... american?
Me-
Friend-
The fly-
Air-
                 
I won't give up on us
 even if the skys get      
rough
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I thought school was gonna be fun. . . 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL OMG OMG  OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was I thinking, :|
End of summer holidays: Why wont school just start already!

Start of school year: God bless betty crocker , of all my life, have i ever seen such cruelty. When do the summer holidays start?
*Friend and me on the computer*

Random girl on internet *messages it to friend* OMGG YOU ARE SO AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL!!
Me: HAHAHA she doesnt look like that in real life! 
Friend: O__O
Me: O__O
Friend: excuse me? >_<
Me: um...i love you! :)

...true story....
* friend and me at park, sees girl at swings.*

Her: OMGGG WE HAVE TO GET HIGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Friend: O__e
Me: * Bursts out laughing.* 
Me: You are talking about the swings....right?  
follow the crowd or be you
be like others or scream boo
peer pressure can crack, just say quack
im not saying its bad to be inspired by a friend, its better to be you in the end