EggsofDoom

What to do when u don't know the answer to a history quiz.


Q=What was the main accomplishment of the Chinese Ming dynasty .
A= uhhhh...... they invented fourtune cookies?

Isn't it sad that practicaly all the quotes on witty are awsome.

But only a few get recongnition and fame.

When I get bored I look in the mirror and see an

Awesome Guy

People say that money doesn't grow on trees.
But chocolate does.
 

نتقلحىشخلاحلكانمئثيلائنمسىنمكفاىلاخثفاتشلاثهحشآلإ×هئىلهحىفئ
ثخحىشسثفخهىهخشثشثخئفلاىلاثهخِىاشهخىشثخقخثهىقثفهخى
Does anyone know what I posted?
Well guess what i have no earthly idea either! 

II speak spanish!

Oh cool! Hola Lucas!  ¿Qué vas a hacer hoy? 
(translation= Hi luke! What are you going to do today?)

Uhh.....  Hola!
 

I have a good poem i want to put here.

But i also want it COPYRIGHTED!