ElectrikSmilez

Status: And when I get there, it won't be far enough.
Joined: April 29, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 170198
Location: Wisconsin
Gender: F

Quotes by ElectrikSmilez

 

Creeper: Wanna go out with me?

Me: You're way too old for me.
Creeper: Age is just a number ;)

Me: Yeah, and jail is just a room.


Once again,
I broke another promise that I made to myself.
Figures.



He hurt me so much. 
After everything we've been through together,
  he just threw me away.
And the worst part is, he made it look so easy.
NOT MY FORMAT

CookieDoughFormats
You left me once, 
you'll just leave me again.





nmf
CookieDoughFormats

 

Me: Mom...


Mom: Yeah honey?

Me: Remember when I told you I was going out with friends?


Mom: Yes, why?

Me: ...I'm in jail.



The Big Bang Theory:

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I didn't want tea.

Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh really? We're conversing.

The Big Bang Theory:

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Family Guy:

Stewie: What the hell is this?!
Louis: It's your favorite, honey; tuna salad!

Stewie: Oh, really. Is that what it is? Because I could have sworn it was mayonaise and cat food!

That 70's Show:

Jackie:  You're coming over to my house tonight, and we're gonna..."study."
Kelso:
Come on! I never get to do anything fun!
Jackie: God, you're dumb.
Kelso: Well, I guess that's why I gotta go "study!!!"


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