Sheldon:
I made tea. Leonard: I didn't want tea. Sheldon:
I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea. Leonard: Then why are you telling me? Sheldon: It's a conversation starter. Leonard: That's a lousy conversation
starter. Sheldon: Oh really? We're conversing.
Sheldon:
Why are you crying? Penny: Because I'm stupid! Sheldon:
That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For
example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes
me sad.
Stewie:
What the hell is this?! Louis: It's your favorite, honey; tuna
salad! Stewie:
Oh, really. Is that what it is? Because I could have sworn it
was mayonaise and cat food!
Jackie:
You're coming over to my house tonight, and we're
gonna..."study." Kelso: Come on! I never get to do
anything fun! Jackie:
God, you're dumb. Kelso: Well, I guess that's why I gotta go
"study!!!"