Eli123qwe

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Joined: March 6, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 281572
Location: California:)
Gender: F
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hi im lame ._.










Hey there!
My name's Elissa. Let me warn you: don't scroll on this format, or it will get messed up.

Follow my blog and I will follow your Witty ;)
 

Visit my blog, Accidental Thoughts, please?

If you don't, I will personally track you down, reduce you to shreds, and make sure you die a very humiliating death. [insert evil laugher here]
If you ask me to read your story or quote, I will ;)
Anything worth reading is going to be in this box. Actually, nothing's worth reading here e.o

So I'm just this really random girl that has no idea what to put in this scroll box. Sad thing is I have no idea what a Twinkie is; I only know it's this legendary food item but I have never tried one--

--STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK




My bff best frienemie forever's Witty is Cstarswirl (http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/Cstarswirl/). 
 
Sky Blue Bow Tie http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xAKZqAzl5qc/UKRlfUnxcAI/AAAAAAAAAek/SRBYOclZmwc/s1600/%253Ft%253D20090622202858http://http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/10320122315565515938700bv1.jpg mushroom

Quotes by Eli123qwe

Soft kitty
Warm kitty
Little ball of fur

Happy kitty
Sleepy kitty
Purr, purr, purrrrr
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                                 Mom: *singing* ..if you ever ever feel... Like you're lesbian...
                                 Me: No mom it's less than.
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Am I the only loser that still go on virtual worlds?
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games
"If we all threw our problems in a pile, and saw other people's problems, we'd probably-"
-I'd leave my problems in that pile.
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like why do we need exercise

animals need to stay healthy to hunt

we don't need fast mile times to go to mcdonalds
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school
Sister: Where's the piano book?
Me: On the piano
Sister: On the piano or in the piano chair?
Me: What did I f/cking say?!
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talk

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There was an error adding your comment. Relax!

There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!

There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!

There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!

There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!

There was an error adding your comment. Relax!

There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!

There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!

There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!

There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!

There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!

There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!

There was an error adding your comment. Relax!

There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!

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AINT NOBODY GOT

TIME FOR THAT!
 

 

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I do my homework that's due next Monday at...

aa Monday

aa Tuesday

aa Wednesday

aa Thursday

aa Friday

aa Saturday

aa Sunday night, at 10:30 PM while going on Witty
 
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i cannot believe im still awake
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Sometimes I judge

books by its cover...




but hey, if it's got a picture of
George Washington on it

I'm going to assume it's about GeorgeWashington
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