Eli22b

Status: I havent been on in forever. Woops, guess i've moved on from here
Joined: April 27, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 295610
Location: ....
Gender: M

Quotes by Eli22b

Some fashion tips for this coming school year:

- Ankle length Uggs are the biggest mistake since crocs.

- Sparkly Uggs are even worse

- Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT wear open toed shoes in January. You're crazy

- Band t-shirts are like jesus for lazy days.

- Please wear a sports bra if you're only going to wear a sweatshirt, I'm begging you

- Colored jeans are a no no if you have wide hips, they make them look 10 times larger. Neutral colors are ok, but yellow and blue is a no.

- Snooki's hair bump is not ok to wear in school. Neither is heavy eye shadow

- I swear to God if you're wearing a heal over 2 inches I will stab you with it

- Dont wear a scarf with yoga pants

- I swear to God if you get 3D nails I will personally hunt you down and kill you



 
Zayn and Perrie are engaged and
I'm not oK I REPEAT ELI ISNT OK WHERE IS MY FOOD IM NOT OK STOP WHY WHAT WHY NO IM NOT OK I REPEAT NOT OK
"If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley
Today I learned that
if you murder someone on an unregisterd boat in international waters, then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to one legal system. Then you can't be prosecuted for their murder.

 
Something to know:


If you insult me I'm either going to be really sarcastic or insult you a hundred times worse. 


 
Everything I hate: Volume One

- Slow wifi
- No wifi
- Most people in my town
- Close minded people
- Openly judgemental people(they arent afraid to insult you without regard for your thoughts or feelings)
- People who insult Lady Gaga's fashion sense
- People who think having more money makes them better than everyone
- People who think being bisexual isnt a thing
- People who have to argue with everything
(ex. "Want some bubble gum? its really good" "well not EVERYONE likes bubble gum" )
- Slow lines at the store
- Pepsi max
- When you want to text a picture and it takes hours to send
- When you press send but it doesnt send
- When someone who is a year older than me calls me "kid"
- Teachers who hate you for no reason
- The mini candy bars
- Studying
- Summer homework
- Those pencils that the led breaks every five minutes
- People who snoop through my phone
- Sneaky parents
- Hypocrites
- Probably you lol



 
We accept the food we think we deserve.
Fav this if you've ever been personally victimized by Regina George.
Write me a letter!
Dear _______________,

I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
I might follow you if I deem worthy enough.
Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway.

How to attract the common white girl:

- Sit in a circle of uggs

- Pour Starbucks all over yourself

 -Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton really loud

- Sit and wait
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