Some fashion tips for this coming school
- Ankle length Uggs are the biggest mistake since crocs.
- Sparkly Uggs are even worse
- Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT wear open toed shoes in January.
- Band t-shirts are like jesus for lazy days.
- Please wear a sports bra if you're only going to wear a
sweatshirt, I'm begging you
- Colored jeans are a no no if you have wide hips, they make them
look 10 times larger. Neutral colors are ok, but yellow and blue
is a no.
- Snooki's hair bump is not ok to wear in school. Neither is
heavy eye shadow
- I swear to God if you're wearing a heal over 2 inches I
will stab you with it
- Dont wear a scarf with yoga pants
- I swear to God if you get 3D nails I will personally hunt
you down and kill you