Eli22b

Status: I havent been on in forever. Woops, guess i've moved on from here
Joined: April 27, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 295610
Location: ....
Gender: M

Quotes by Eli22b

"All you do is sit on that computer."
Lies, I sit on the chair.


 
Sometimes I sit in class listening to the dumb f.cking idiots and I swear I can feel my brain cells commiting suicide one by one.






Anyway the thing is...
What I really mean...
Yours are the sweetest eyes,
I've ever seen.








 
I hate how in gym class people always try to make me feel better about the fact that I totally suck at anyhting athletic by saying things like 'good job' or 'nice try' because I already know I suck and you obviously can't hear me mumbling about how much I hate all of you under my breath.
 
I just want someone who will hug me from behind and kiss my forehead and snuggle with me when its cold and cook amazing food and make me hot chocolate and go shopping with me and looks incredibly sexy in anything and still be adorable and build a snowman in the summer and be able to fly and be bestfriends with my favorite artists so I can meet them and have a time travel machine and breathe fire and lift thousands of pounds and transform into any creature in the world.
Like seriously is that too much to ask for?
.
One time I tried socializing,
never again.

 
Just because someone supports gay rights,
doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?


"And essay should be like a womans skirt, long enough to cover the subject,
but short enough to keep interest." - My Social Studies teacher



 





I speak four different languages.

English, profanity, sarcasm and real sh//t.











 
Peasants here, peasants there.
Peasants peasants everywhere.
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