Eli22b

Status: I havent been on in forever. Woops, guess i've moved on from here
Joined: April 27, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 295610
Location: ....
Gender: M

Eli22b's Favorite Quotes


Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

I hear it's making headlines

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

 
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Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?

De Brie went everywhere

 

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A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

 

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THE OLDER
WE GET THE
BETTER WE
USED TO BE.

 
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"What's a queen without her king?" Well, historically, better.
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Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
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u (◠‿◠✿)
did not (◠‿◠✿)
teach us this (◠‿◠✿)
why is it (◠‿◠✿)
on the test (◠‿◠✿)
BTCH (⊙‿⊙✿)
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school

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs
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That epic feeling
When you find your new favourite band.
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