ElitaSwagg

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When your with your homies and your favorite song comes on
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-You Cant Judge  Me Until You Take AWalk In My Shoes<3Because  I  am Me. No  Diffrent  from you.I am Human. Im Imperfect, I mess up. But you cant judge me because i am only human<3 No Diffrent from you. No diffrent from I. I AM HUMAN. And This Is Me.Its My Life.And Im doing  great In  it.






 
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Like if you hate the new witty...It was so much better before :{
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A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.

Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.

if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand :P Creeeepy
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I am beautiful, no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down, oh no
So don't you bring me down today

To all your friends you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness,
The pieces gone,
Left the puzzle undone,
Is that the way it is?

You are beautiful, no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down, oh no
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes words can't bring you down, oh no
So don't you bring me down today
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Girl: I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! ... ... ... ... ... -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today... - Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick. - Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then? - Boy: Yeah! and babe? - Girl: Yeah? - Boy: I love you. - Girl: I love you too! - Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. - Girl: Ok bye. - Boy: Bye. **************************** 2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell. - Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) - Boy: Wassup...you ready? - Girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok? - Boy: Ok. They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... - Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you? - Girl: Why??! - Boy: Its a suprise. - Girl: What kind of suprise? - Boy: A big one. - Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. - Boy: I promise. - Girl: Ok blind fold me... So they drove off...........and then they stoped. - Boy: Ok we're here! -Girl: Where? - Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place! - Girl: What place? - Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) - Girl: Baby!... The boy walks her to the place. - Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold off. - Girl: Where are we? He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend.... - Girl: Omg...(tears come down) - Boy: Why are you crying? - Girl: This is where you first asked me out... - Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks) - Girl: (tears come down faster) - Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing! - Girl: Get up! - Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses him) - Boy: Is that a yes or a no? - Girl: Yes. If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this
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This is sad.....if this doesn't touch you......you're heartless. One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings have changed & that it was time to move on. A Silent tear slid down his cheek............................ as he slowly reached into his pocket & passes her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If you make this your status in the next two minutes someone special will text or call you. If you don't post this, your worse week will start tomorrow.

---sorry, i hate these, but i just started new anti-depression meds and they might make me super suicdal for like, two weeks. SOO dont really wanna take any chances
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"If she's got a nice smile then that makes everything else worth while."
-Zayn Malik <3

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