Emacy

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Joined: July 5, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: September 5
user id: 190725
Location: Launceston, Tasmania
Gender: F
{http://ask.fm/EmilyScott5998 you should definitely ask me some questions xo

Quotes by Emacy

I would rather light myself on fire than poop in a bathroom at school.
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You have now realised that after all these years, no one ever gave your nose back.
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Getting a drink at 3 in the morning and feeling like your water was poured from the tap of Jesus.
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Skinny girls: Omg, I love food
Me: You don't understand what love is. 
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and the difference between you and I is that you say 'sugar free' like its a good thing.
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You know what?
I've been there. 
I've done that. 

and honestly..?

I see right through your funky hat.

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So about a week ago I was walking past a bunch of boys who yell out,
"7/10 nice effort." 
and instead of just ignoring them I felt the need to shout out
"Excuse me have you seen this booty? I am worth at least an 8.5 thankyou."
I could still hear them laughing as I was halfway down the street. 
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Balloons are so weird.
Its like "happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."
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Girl I know: omg,i have such a massive bruise on my neck from the hickey my boyfriend gave me. I guess thats the price of love lol, not that youd know

Me: A jar of nutella is $4.99- on special, dont try and talk of things you don't understand.
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In 20 years time:
Kid: Hey Dad, how did you meet Mom?
Dad: Well son, it all started when I inboxed her a color.
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