Emilyycanfly

Status: I don't like putting PHOTOGRAPHS of myself online, so I have opted for this very accurate and talented drawing. IKR, I'm so good at art.
Joined: December 6, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 247509
Location: NARNIAAAAA
I just cleared my profile. Oops. I'll rewrite it laster, peasants.

Quotes by Emilyycanfly

You don't have "haters"

There are just some people who don't like you.
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Last year when there was too much swearing on witty:
omg we need to save our precious website, we must delete all the rude quotes and keep witty safe forever and ever

this year when there was too much swearing on witty:
aint nobody got time fo that
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Person: *Likes my profile picture*
Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?
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*Playing Dodgeball at school*

Me: *Ball hits me in le face*
Girl: Oh, sorry, I threw that.
Me: It's ok.
Me: I get hit in the face by ballแนก all the time!
Girl:
Me:
Girl:
Me:
Girl:
Me: Why.
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Popular Girl I'm sick of life and all your lies. I don't even wanna be here
right now I hate everything.
 3 hours ago · comment · like
4 people like this
 
 
Girl's Friend Are you ok? Inbox me babe xxxxx
2 hours ago
 
 
Popular Girl No im ok dw
2 hours ago
 
Girl's Friend You sure? what is it?
2 hours ago
 
 
Populare Girl No everything wonderful :)
2 hours ago
 

THEN WHY

ARE YOU POSTING

THAT STATUS?
 
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Me Doing Homework:

Me: *Writes title*                  
Me:                                         
Me: I deserve a Witty break
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Roses are white
Nightlock is blue
It's called Catching Fire
Not Hunger Games Two
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Teacher: It’s just a game, don’t get too competitive
Kids: YAAARRGH! WE’RE GONNA THRASH YOU!
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Dear Mum,

Katniss and Peeta survived the Hunger Games with the advice “stay alive”, so I think I can survive a shopping trip without your lecture.

 

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Happy New Year...

And may the odds be ever in your favour.

 
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