Emilyycanfly
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I don't like putting PHOTOGRAPHS of myself online, so I have opted for this very accurate and talented drawing. IKR, I'm so good at art.
Joined: December 6, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 247509
Location: NARNIAAAAA
Joined: December 6, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 247509
Location: NARNIAAAAA
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I just cleared my profile. Oops. I'll rewrite it laster, peasants.
Quotes by Emilyycanfly
Boy:
Do you like *insert thing here*
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Oh, I hate it.
Girl: Me too.
You know you have a crush on him when you are that girl <3
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Oh, I hate it.
Girl: Me too.
You know you have a crush on him when you are that girl <3
The awkward Moment
Between the begining of a gym class and the end of a gym class
Between the begining of a gym class and the end of a gym class
I am never going
bunjee jumping.
I came into this world because of broken rubber
I do not want to die because of broken rubber too.
Fave if you get it :)
I came into this world because of broken rubber
I do not want to die because of broken rubber too.
Fave if you get it :)
It's my 14th birthday
today!
So, for my "birhday quote" I thought I'd write my OPINIONS on birthdays.
Yeah Im 14 years old now. Don't go asking me "how does it feel to be 14??" No different to how I was 13 yesterday. Or 10, 4 years ago. I still feel 10, thanks.
Anyway, my second issue with birthdays is PRESENTS.
Why do people always wrap presents? I asked for a ukulele, I knew I was getting a ukulele, the present was in the shape of a ukulele. Why wrap the ukulele? Also, wrapping presents creates tention and if it's a crap present, and you just hand it to them, theres no dissapointment because they knew what it was straight away. No dissapointments.
So, wrapping presents: waste of paper.
Also, for 6 year old kids...stop inviting creepy guys to your kid's party. Wanna know how many kids like CLOWNS? None. 0% of children like clowns.
Anyway, that's what I think of birthdays. thanks for reading.
So, for my "birhday quote" I thought I'd write my OPINIONS on birthdays.
Yeah Im 14 years old now. Don't go asking me "how does it feel to be 14??" No different to how I was 13 yesterday. Or 10, 4 years ago. I still feel 10, thanks.
Anyway, my second issue with birthdays is PRESENTS.
Why do people always wrap presents? I asked for a ukulele, I knew I was getting a ukulele, the present was in the shape of a ukulele. Why wrap the ukulele? Also, wrapping presents creates tention and if it's a crap present, and you just hand it to them, theres no dissapointment because they knew what it was straight away. No dissapointments.
So, wrapping presents: waste of paper.
Also, for 6 year old kids...stop inviting creepy guys to your kid's party. Wanna know how many kids like CLOWNS? None. 0% of children like clowns.
Anyway, that's what I think of birthdays. thanks for reading.
I saw a man walk
out of Thorntons
with a heart shaped
chocolate which said
"I LOVE U"
Now's the time, I would like to say
"he gives me hope"
He sat down and ate it.
out of Thorntons
with a heart shaped
chocolate which said
"I LOVE U"
Now's the time, I would like to say
"he gives me hope"
He sat down and ate it.
2011: Deciding what you
would do if an axe murderer just ran in and how you would save
everyone
2012: Deciding how to act if One Direction just walked through the door
my quote. you're readidng this cos you're just that cool XD you ninja x
im not really a directioner, its just f/cking true
2012: Deciding how to act if One Direction just walked through the door
my quote. you're readidng this cos you're just that cool XD you ninja x
im not really a directioner, its just f/cking true
Boyfriend:
Make me a sandwich
Girlfriend: Sorry, I think you're mistaking me for the maid we don't have.
Girlfriend: Sorry, I think you're mistaking me for the maid we don't have.
Single
-a word to describe boys who make jokes about women in kitchens.
-a word to describe boys who make jokes about women in kitchens.