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I don't like putting PHOTOGRAPHS of myself online, so I have opted for this very accurate and talented drawing. IKR, I'm so good at art.
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NARNIAAAAA
guys who live 1000 miles
away: wow you're so
beautiful, like literally perfect. all the nice girls live so far
away! i wish i could meet you in person :( guys who live in my
town: wait, that thing
is supposed to be a girl?
English class
today Teacher:
Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar
lesson. Teacher:
Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run
well' ? Teacher:
Anybody? Fine. Teacher:
Charlie. Me: Me: Me: I
don't run at all. Teacher: Go sit in the
corner.
Last night I had a
dream where I was on trial for Martin Luther King Jr.'s
assassination and my whole defense was "I wasn't even
born yet!" but I was told that that wasn't a legitimate
alibi and I was found guilty.
a guy i know was
dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary
they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic
but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a
skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and
so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward
to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now
theyre married and he still hasnt told her