Emilyycanfly

Status: I don't like putting PHOTOGRAPHS of myself online, so I have opted for this very accurate and talented drawing. IKR, I'm so good at art.
Joined: December 6, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 247509
Location: NARNIAAAAA
I just cleared my profile. Oops. I'll rewrite it laster, peasants.

Emilyycanfly's Favorite Quotes

Bunnies are incapable of farting so when they eat cauliflower their insides explode and they die.





 
I really hate
when you are
innocently trying to
wash off a spoon
so you turn
on the sink
and so much water
flings off that you
 drown all of Canada




 
 

guys who live 1000 miles away:  wow you're so beautiful, like literally perfect. all the nice girls live so far away! i wish i could meet you in person :(
guys who live in my town:  wait, that thing is supposed to be a girl?
 






          English class today
          Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
          Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
          Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
          Teacher: Charlie.
          Me:
          Me:
          Me: I don't run at all.
          Teacher: Go sit in the corner.





Last night I had a dream where I was on trial for Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination and my whole defense was "I wasn't even born yet!" but I was told that that wasn't a legitimate alibi and I was found guilty.
a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her
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Never smile; you don't know who might
be falling in love with your frown.
...wait, that's not right...