Teacher:Johnny, can you go home and learn four words.

Johnny goes home, his dad is watching the television. Johnny asks his dad for a word.

Johnny’s Dad:Shut up, Shut up.

Johnny goes to his older sisters room and she is on the phone to her boyfriend. Johnny asks her for a word. She doesn’t hear him and is still talking to her boyfriend.

Johnny’s older sister:Oooh oooh.

Johnny goes and sees his younger sister, she is watching batman.

Johnny’s younger sister:Nananana Batman.

He then goes to his older brothers room. He is playing with his toy cars.

Johnny’s older brother:In my little broom broom car, broom broom car.

The next day Johnny’s teacher asks Johnny for his words. He replies;

Johnny:Shut up, Shut up.

Teacher:I’m sending you to the principal’s office.

Johnny:Oooh oooh.

Principal:Who do you think you are?

Johnny:Nananana Batman.

Principal:How do you think you are going to get away with this?

Johnny:In my little broom broom car, broom broom car.

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advice

Love;
Isn’t just between a female and a male,
It isn’t about looks,
It isn’t about age,
It isn’t about genders,
It isn’t about fat and skinny people,
It isn’t about black and white people,
It’s just about,
A person who gives you butterfly’s,
Someone who holds you tight when you’re sad,
Makes you feel like you’re the only two people alive,
Love;
Isn’t just between a female and a male.

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love

Just missed 11:11
By two minutes
Witty,
You make time fly.