ONLY IN AMERICA
CAN PIZZA GET TO YOUR HOUSE FASTER
THAN AN AMBULANCE.
DO BANK LEAVE BOTH DOORS OPEN AND CHAIN THE PENS TO THE CONTER.
DO THEY HAVE DRIVE-UP ATM
MACHINES WITH BRAILE LETERING.
DO PEOPLE ORDER, DOUBLE CHEESE BURGERS, LARGE FRIES, AND A DIET
COKE.
DO WE LEAVE CARS WORTH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE DRIVEWAY AND PUT
OUR USELESS JUNK IN THE
GARAGE.