A brief summary of each Disney princess:
-She's only 14 years old
-She's searching for her true love
-Seriously, though, she'd be, like, a freshman in high
-She lives with 7 men. Deal with it.
-She pretty much trusts anyone
-She gets random animals to do her chores
-She doesn't believe in washing her fruit before she eats
-She's19 years old
-She hangs out with mice
-They make all her dresses
-She's treated like a slave by her family
-She has a BAMF fair godmother
-She's the queen of "if the shoe fits"
-Has anybody ever seen the sequels?
-Seriously, am I the only one?
-She sleeps through the entire movie
-Honestly, that's all I know
-Trust me, her fate is a lot worse in the original story. Look it
-She is also 16 years old
-She is a hoarder
-Screw destiny, she's a rebel
-How the heck did she have a kid?
-Oh, did I mention that she's a mermaid?
-She's 17 years old
-She wants adventure in the great white somewhere
-She loves books but lets a sheep take a bite out of one
-Doesn't take attitude from anyone
-She's just awesome, alright?
-She's almost 16
-Seriously, Jafar is trying to seduce a 15 year old. And Aladdin
is 18, so if anything happens between them, there could be
-Sneaks out at night
-She's considered Disney's first "ethnic"
-She's 18 years old
-Seriously, this entire movie is WRONG on so many levels. It is
really historically inaccurate
-She doesn't even end up marrying John Smith
-She has a pet raccoon
-Her best friend is a tree
-She also has a sequel
-Is as swift as a coursing river
-With all the force of a great typhoon
-And all the rage of a raging fire
-She's mysterious as the dark side of the moon
-Seriously, she's a BAMF
-She's also a cross-dresser
-DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
-Not a lot of people know her
-Her ethnicity has been met with mixed reviews
-She turns into a frog
-She's a works a lot
-I want her food
-If yeh had theh chance teh change yeh fate,woullllld yeh?
-She is eighteen
-She has bad hair days
-She. Is. Us.