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Why do we sleep in church, but stαy αwαke through α 3 hour movie?

Why is it so hαrd to tαlk to God, but so eαsy to gossip?

Why is it so eαsy to ignore α Godly text messαge, but re-send the nαsty one's?

Are you going to re-post this as a qoute or ignore it?

Jesus sαid "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my fαther."

If you love Jesus post this as a qoute

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on November 03, 2009 17:58:22

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<div class="mobile_status" style="text-align: center">Why do we sleep in church, but stαy αwαke through α 3 hour movie? 
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<div class="mobile_status" style="text-align: center"> Why is it so hαrd to tαlk to God, but so eαsy to gossip? 
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<div class="mobile_status" style="text-align: center"> Why is it so eαsy to ignore α Godly text messαge, but re-send the nαsty one's? 
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<div class="mobile_status" style="text-align: center"> Are you going to re-post this as a qoute or ignore it? 
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<div class="mobile_status" style="text-align: center"> Jesus sαid "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my fαther." 
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<div class="mobile_status" style="text-align: center"> If you love Jesus post this as a qoute</div>

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?

Please...

Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
Can you take ~~care~~ of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at ~~once~~?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

nOT mINE hEARD iT sOMEWHERE

made by Emoboyluver102
on November 03, 2009 12:06:34

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<div style="text-align: center">Boys are Stronger Than Girls? 
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<div style="text-align: center">Please...</div>
<div style="text-align: center">Can you bleed for a week and survive? 
Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole? 
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months? 
Can you take <strike>care</strike> of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at<strike> once</strike>? 
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s? 
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]? 
Can you --->face heartbreak? 
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else? 
Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain? 
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day? 
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos? 
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay? 
I Didn't Think So. 
 
nOT mINE hEARD iT sOMEWHERE</div>

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made by Emoboyluver102
on November 03, 2009 11:59:53

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Hi Witty i am looking for a coool layout.

Anybody that would plzz like to help me make a ayout that has the following...

•Has to be zerbrafied (zebra theme)
•Has to have purple
•has to have a section titled "about me"
•Has to have cool pictures
•Needs to be able to have music
•AND IT HAS TO HAVE HEARTS

&&it has to be pretty!!!!

THXSSSS so much!!

P.S. && it has to say CREDIT TO _______ (whoever made the layout) because u deserve the credit! ♥♥♥

made by Emoboyluver102
on November 03, 2009 11:45:29

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im sorry if ;
she always looks cuter
[i'd never wear those slutty clothes]
her face is prettier
[i don't even own that much makeup]
her chest is bigger
[i'd rather have him be looking at my face]
she's got a "nicer" ass
[its the jeans she's wearing- & they can't be possible to breathe in.]
her hair always looks better
[she gets up at 5am to straighten it]
she's got the gorgeous eyes
[can't you see it's just because of her eye liner?]

im sorry if ;
you're not getting the real her

****CREDIT TO JONASFORLIFE****

SRRY I JUST LUHV THIS QUOTE IT EXPLAINS EvErYtHiNg I GO THROUGH

made by Emoboyluver102
on November 02, 2009 18:30:04

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im sorry if ; 
she always looks cuter 
[i'd never wear those slutty clothes] 
her face is prettier 
[i don't even own that much makeup] 
her chest is bigger 
[i'd rather have him be looking at my face] 
she's got a "nicer" ass 
[its the jeans she's wearing- & they can't be possible to breathe in.] 
her hair always looks better 
[she gets up at 5am to straighten it] 
she's got the gorgeous eyes 
[can't you see it's just because of her eye liner?] 
 
im sorry if ; 
you're not getting the real her 
 
 
****CREDIT TO JONASFORLIFE**** 
 
SRRY I JUST LUHV THIS QUOTE IT EXPLAINS EvErYtHiNg I GO THROUGH

when I turn 21...
I'll be legally able to do all the things I've been doing since age «13».

made by Emoboyluver102
on October 31, 2009 15:17:25

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when I turn 21... 
I'll be legally able to do all the things I've been doing since age «13». 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Boys are Stronger Than Girls?

Please...

Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
Can you take ~~care~~ of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at ~~once~~?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

made by Emoboyluver102
on October 31, 2009 15:11:43

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<div style="text-align: center">Boys are Stronger Than Girls? 
</div>
<div style="text-align: center">Please...</div>
<div style="text-align: center">Can you bleed for a week and survive? 
Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole? 
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months? 
Can you take <strike>care</strike> of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at<strike> once</strike>? 
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s? 
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]? 
Can you --->face heartbreak? 
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else? 
Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain? 
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day? 
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos? 
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay? 
I Didn't Think So. </div>

s(he)be(lie)v(ed)

made by Emoboyluver102
on October 30, 2009 18:25:14

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haven't you realized
she's stopped wearing makeup,
she doesn't staighten her hair anymore,
she lives in sweatpants & sweatshirts,
and she walks around in,

x__________silence

; because of you ;
she's given up.

made by Emoboyluver102
on October 30, 2009 18:10:23

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Im not your average girl

Id rather wear sophees than skirts.
I'd rather text than call.
I hate wearing dresses.
I only wear eyerliner.
My teachers hate me.
I dont get good grades.
I fight with my parents constantly.
Now i dont believe in true love.
Im annoying.
I eat when im bored.
I live on myspace and aim.
I gossip ~~a little~~ alot more than i should

But Thats Just Me

100% mine no jocking srry colors r kinda ugly NO JOCKIN!!! Fo real

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