Emzers_xx

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Who Ruins your Lipgloss
Not Your Mascara♥
 

An old woman was walking down the sidewalk with two big plastic bags . One of the plastic bags had a hole in it and every so often a $20 bill would fall out . a police man noticed this and told the woman she said 'thanks I'll have to go back an get them all ' but then the police officer asked her where she got all the money from :P 
She said 'well you see officer I live beside a golf course and every so often one of the golfers pees through a hole in my fence! I used to get really ticked off but then I decided to make the best of it so everytime they stuck out their thing to go for a wiz I'd grab their thing and lift up my hedgeclippers and say ''right buddy $20 or it comes off'    the officer laughed ' serves them right I suppose ' ;)
But then still curios the officer asked 'but whats in the other bag?' she replied 'some of them don't pay ...

Maybe if you swallowed makeup you'd be pretty on the inside too ♥

The awkward

moment ; 

When you ask  someone when the baby is due , 

Ohh , I'm not pregnant  .....