Getting Ice Cream
Can I have one scoop of fat free vanilla ice cream?
Me: Can I have a large chocolate ice cream on a cone with
gummy bears, Reese's, Hot fudge, caramel, kit kat, twix, and
oh maybe I should get that in a cup.... Yeah. I'll
have all that in a cup.
Other girl: *stares at me like I'm going to be so fat
and I'm insane*
Me: *ignoring stare* Do you need me to write that