Status: tired
Joined: December 30, 2012
Last Seen: 2 years
Birthday: December 26
user id: 344120
Location: small town
Gender: F

Quotes by wanderer*

"It's weird.
     he was like 'we need space'
and I was like 'but I haven't seen you in a while
But whatever. I guess we'll break up
and I'll write an album about you'"

-Taylor Swift


all you need

Is someone that cares
Any other potatoes out there? Just sitting in the middle of a war zone eating ice cream? Because I'm right here.
(Btw, the ice cream is mint chocolate chip)
My little sister and I were sitting in her room and she farted. We then smelled a terrible stench. I then started yelling at her about how bad it smells like baby poop. We then walked out of her room to get some air. That didn't help. We walked further into kitchen and still smelled it. When we got in, we still smelled it. That was when we discovered it was mom's mashed potatoes. Can't wait for dinner.

Bre (little sis): I hate it when my foot falls asleep!!!!
me: your foot hates it when you fall asleep!!!
Bre: uh

mom: I got you something

Me: what is it?

Mom: a toilet paper holder. It holds 10 rolls.

Me: why? 

Mom: because you're so full of shít.
Don't Cheat or It Won't Work !

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Your favorite number?
6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life)
To live the dreams I've wanted to live
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers:

1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If you're initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

6. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.

7.. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

8. This wish will come true only if you add this as a new quote. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday.
In the future if I get a boyfriend, when he proposes, it better be done pretty damñ creative or I'm saying no.
I just love how I post lyrics that you guys have no way of knowing because I wrote them, and you still favorite them. You guys are amazing.
All these people here.are.saying that they know people on here that go to their school, when I know only one person who lives in the same state as me besides my sisters.
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