Wikipedia: "I know everything!"
Google: "I have everything!"
Facebook: "I know everybody!"
Internet: "Without me, you all are
nothing."
Electricity: "Keep talking..."
Old aunts used to come up to me
at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle,
telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing
to them at funerals.
When I
first saw you, I was afraid to talk
to you. When I first talked
to you, I was afraid to like
you. When I first liked
you, I was afraid to love
you. Now that I love you I'm
afraid to lose you.