Etsimaresei

Most to least likely to be on their phones in class
GEMINI -> They are on their phones all the time, so yeah.
Leo -> They are on their phones all the time, so yeah.
Aries -> LET'S BREAK THE RULES
Aquarius -> LET'S BREAK THE RULES
Pisces -> But I LOVE my phone! I can't leave it alone!
Τaurus -> Nobody cares what the teacher says anyway...
Sagittarius -> Let's be on our PHONESSS
Scorpio -> A waste of time tbh...
Cancer -> But I'll get detention!
Libra -> Oh, I'm literally STUCK on my phone but NOT in class.
Capricorn -> I wanna pay attention to the lesson!
Virgo -> Me too!

I screwed up 21% of my teenage life
[x] Kissed someone before dating
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1
[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[] Didn't do homework over 5 times (exactly 5! WOW!)
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 1
[x] Got your mum, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
[] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 5
[] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called someone during school hours
[] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 5
[] Threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the classroom without permission
[] Broke the dress code (there's no dress code)
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 6
[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[] Didn't take your stuff to school
[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 6
[] Faked your parents signature
[] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[] Copied homework
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[]Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 7
Multiply by 3 for a total.
Post as "I have screwed up ...% of my teenage life
 

HAVE YOU EVER
Just suddenly
Lost respect for someone
Even though you used to

love them so hard
you could give your life for them?
Once they lost your trust,
love and respect, though,
they can't have it back.
So you trust them
less and less
and less as time passes...
You stop thinking about them
So hard as you used to
And then you suddenly
Just forget everything about them...

BUT YOU LOOK AT AN OLD PHOTO

OF THEM ONE DAY

AND MEMORIES PASS THROUGH YOUR MIND

OLD HAPPY MEMORIES

OF YOU AND THEM

Together or not

Hating or loving each other

You remember everything

the two of you lived together...

And you start crying

And asking yourself:

"What did I do wrong?"

Cause once you loved them

This feeling stays

And will never leave

The signs in a gang team
Aries: The one who starts every fight with other gang teams, great at fighting.
Taurus: The one who has everything they need; food, weapons, spray etc.
Gemini: The one who is sent to be a member of other gang teams just to give their actual team info.
Cancer: The one who drives them out of trouble.
Leo: The leader who gives instructions to EVERYONE.
Virgo: The one who drives them to the place of the fight.
Libra: The one who is sent to make everyone be with their side.
Scorpio: The best fighter. EVER.
Sagittarius: The rebel that never follows the leader.
Capricorn: The one who has almost every single plan.
Aquarius: The crazy one who makes graffities everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Pisces: The one who other teams make fun of for being cute but ends up fighting the sh*t out of them.

Cute couples:

Aries x Scorpio (You guys have much in common, don't listen to the haters, I think you're really cute together)
Taurus x Cancer (Cutiness over cutiness)
Gemini x Leo (PERFECT!)
Virgo x Capricorn (Earth x Earth... works perfectly)
Sagittarius x Aquarius (CRAZY AF YOU BOTH ARE)
Pisces x Libra (This will be interesting!)

THE SIGNS AND THEIR "KEEP CALM" STATUS
Aries: Don't keep calm and punch everyone in the face!
Taurus: Keep calm and keep sleeping...
Gemini: Keep calm and add me on FB
Cancer: Keep calm and stay cute
Leo: Keep calm cause I'm the boss!
Virgo: Stop those keep calm posts! -_-
Libra: Keep calm and carry on.
Scorpio: Don't keep calm and kill everyone!
Sagittarius: Don't keep calm, a new adventure is coming!
Capricorn: Don't keep calm, exams are coming!
Aquarius: Keep calm and be yourself
Pisces: Keep calm, wait for me to give you your gift!

THE SIGNS ON A ROAD TRIP IN THE BUS
Aries: Please, shut up! I wanna sleep! If you don't shut up I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Taurus: *Eats*.
Gemini: *To Aries and Cancer*. NO! *Throws eggs out of the window*.
Cancer: Gemini, stop throwing eggs, it's impolite!
Leo: *Takes selfies and waves at everyone out of the window*.
Virgo: *Reads*
Libra: Peace, everyone! *Looks at Virgo's book*. What are you reading? HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT HE'S/SHE'S  READING!
Scorpio: *Winks at Pisces*.
Sagittarius: WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN!!!
Capricorn: Yeah, whatever...
Aquarius: You guys are really weird...
Pisces: *To Scorpio*. Nope. *To bus driver*. When are we arriving?

THE SIGNS AS TEACHERS
Aries: Hello, kids. Let's start the lesson with something FUN! But whoever is rude to me is gonna get punched in the face.
Taurus: We're starting the lesson, you kids can eat in here if you want to and mobiles are allowed.
Gemini: Good morning kids! You should know that I'm a really good person, but you shouldn't make me angry so shut up.
Cancer: It's the first day at school, so we're not gonna have actual lesson. You're all gonna have an amazing day with FREE HOMEMADE CUPCAKES! <3
Leo: *Makes everything the want to teach into a song so everyone will learn it easier*.
Virgo: Take your books out, on page 2. You have 3 minutes to do exercise 1 and 2.
Libra: I can't get angry, so don't even try.
Scorpio: What am I doing here?
Sagittarius: Let's go for a TRIP ON MOUNT EVEREST!
Capricorn: Open your books. NOW.
Aquarius: Whoever falls asleep faster gets a cookie! 3,2,1, GO!
Pisces: Let me tell you a story about me when I was your age!