Everybodydotheflop

Bestfriend: -they're going to take over the world
Me: Who?
Bestfriend: THE SHEEP

Me: *doing french homework in free class*
Bestfriend:​ *doesn't do french*
Bestfriend: *grabs french dictionary*
Bestfriend: What's french for 'you're a d/ck'

Me: *on facebook*
Me: *scrolling*
Facebook: Recommended for you: Blood On The Dancefloor
Parents: So the laptop just suddenly went on fire?
Me: yup

Me: *first time listening to Panic! At The Disco's new stuff* ugh I really don't like this I prefer their old music
Me: *second time listening to their new stuff* meh I suppose this isn't too bad
Me now: CRAWLING OUT THE BACK DOOR DIDN'T LEAVE A MARK NO ONE KNOWS ITS YOU MISS JACKSON FOUND ANOTHER VICTIM BUT NO ONE'S GONNA FIND MISS JACKSON

So I tried to get my mam to listen to All Time Low, y'know make her like the things I like because she hates almost everything I like, so I played the CD 'Don't Panic' in the car and there was a swear in one of the songs and yeah I don't think she likes ATL...

Me: Ok, I need to study for this test tomorrow
Me: *opens book*
Me: Am I on the sixth episode of Shingeki No Kyojin already?

So even if I don't like a guy I will imagine millions of scenarios in my head and then probably end up starting to like him and why am I doing this to myself

I'm only on episode 3 of Attack On Titan and I'm already 500% done with the fandom

I can't stand dogs that feel the need to constantly bark at /every/ /single/ /thing/ that they see