Everybodydotheflop

Yaoi is where it's at

Mum: Ok, we're going to a party, wear something special
Me: Can I wea-
Mum: Band merch is not special
Me: *gasps*
Me: HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING

My brother tried to tell me that I wasn't a true MCR fan because I was complaining and I said 'ugh why did they have to break up' and he said something like 'if you were a true fan you'd know' and I was this close to slapping him silly

So who wants to fangirl over Rammstein with me? Any takers? No? Ok.

I bet cows are secretly plotting world domination

I constantly switch between
Omg someone please talk to me I want to talk to someone please someone have a conversation with me and
Don't talk to me or so help me I will slap you silly with a d/mn wardrobe seriously stay away from me

When you reach that part of the internet where you just close your laptop and know that that's enough internet for today

If you are older than 12 and you didn't go through either a scene phase or a really chavvy/douche.bag phase then I will ha.te you because you have not suffered like everyone else

I could actually be Billie Joe Armstrong and none of you would ever know

If I've only just meet you and I'm listing out a load of different bands to see what music you like and you ask 'Who's Green Day?' I will either a) slap you across the face b) rip my hair out in frustration c) walk away and never talk to you again d) all of the above