So today I was running home
And I fell and cut my thigh, but somehow it didn't rip my
So I had blood running down my leg
And some boy walks up to me.
Boy: What's wrong with you?
Me: I got my period. I don't have a
tampon. God, this is so embarrassing.
Boy: But... You're... You're a
Boy: But. Boys don't get periods... Do
Me: Actually, they do. You'll get it
around Freshman year.
Boy: That means I only have another year to
Me: Oo. It's gonna hurt, trust me.
Better get used to wearing tampons.
Me: Here, let's go to the store.
I'll buy you some so you can start to practice.
Boy: Thanks, sir. That's really nice of
*At the store*
Cashier: That's nice of you to buy
these. Most guys would be ashamed.
Boy: I'm more worried than I am
Cashier: Why are you worried, sonny?
Boy: I'll be getting mine next
Cashier: But. Aren't you a boy?
Boy: Yes sir. When did you get yours?
Cashier: I didn't get mine...
Me: You're one of those rare ones that
don't get it. I am so jealous.
Cashier: Wait... Is that why I couldn't
Me: Yes, yes it is.
Then I gave him the money and walked out.
I bought tampons for a boy just because of yolo.
I really need a hobby.