Everybodydotheflop

greys anatomy is so weird
why do they have conversations in the middle of a surgery..

u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

 

"you ask!" 

  
"no you ask!" 

" plz  just ask?" 
                                 
                     
  "why can't you do it?" 


"fine...excuse me,can we have some ketchup?"  

 

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its
secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission,
as opposed to expressing an ability.
I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that.
My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

Teacher: ...

so many stupid people
not enough ammo


 

Dear facebook, 

I do not have a 'mom' therefore I shall not 'like' posts that say 

"Like this if you love your mom. Ignore if you want your mom to die." 

Sincerely British girls.