EverybodyyOYDU

Status: Still Figuring Out Witty Profiles. o.o
Joined: November 15, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 338757
Location: Auckland N.Z
 HI :D


Quotes by EverybodyyOYDU



YOLO:

You only live once



Me:

Unless your a cat! :D


~heartofgold
 

ImNotWerid.
ImLimitedEdition.
Me to my gym teacher: Can you blow my whistle baby? ;)
Gym teacher: Ashley get back to running.
My friends; -dying of laughter-
NUMBER 1 REASON WHY IM SO GANGSTUHH:

Cuz i play tag with my invisible friend Jerry.

Lets face it. YOU ARE ALL JELLY ;)


MyCrush: Hey. Can i borrow a pencil.
Me:Yeah totally .-gives pencil-
Crush: Thanks. -walks away-
Me:-secretly thinking inside:HELIKESMEWEAREGONNAGETMARRIED!-


._.
HOW TO TELL IF SOMEONE IF LOVES YOU:

They ignore you completely,Date some other person just to break your heart,Stomp on your heart,break it into two. then glue it back together with stickytape!


               I
LOVE

                        PIE.

                                                                                                                 






                                                                                                                   (Oh and WorldPeace)
                                            ._.

That thrilling moment when your home alone and your not scared. And then somebody walks down the street and your like OMG WHAT IF THEY COME IN AND KILL ME -hyperventilates- And its just a little old lady. Way cool bro.


Me:-noms on cookie-
Hot dude: Where'd you get that?
Me:My pocket.
Hot dude-Can i have some :D
Me: -thinks really hard.- NO.
Hot dude: Fine. Then you cant see me naked anymore.
Me:Fine by me. -noms on cookie-
Hot dude: -walks away-

*5 minutes later*
me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY