Fake_a_smile

Status: PCTYD poster child :/
Joined: December 17, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 251796
Location: unicorn land.
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Hello, fellow wittian.
My name is Natalie.
I'm here to help if you ever
have a problem.
Feel free to comment me,
I dont bite (although, some
of my friends do) but that's
okay, cuz I dont.
Well, about me. I'm 15,
I live in Massachussetts,
I like soccer, animals,
coding, photography,
writing, reading, music,
A lot of things.
I'm generally a happy
person, but some of my
quotes are depressing
because, well, sh/t happens. 
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Quotes by Fake_a_smile

Me: *Drives 45 minutes to mall with friends*
Me: *Buys Sleeping With Sirens shirt and nothing else*
Me: *Orders Anthem merch the second the line drops after staring at countdown for an hour* Me: *Watches every Bryan Stars interview for them*
Me: *Listens to every song ever made*
Me: *Follows about 20943 SWS blogs on tumblr*
Me: *Stalks every member of band*
Me: *Watches every interview on the internet*
Me: What I'm not obsessed shut up you're lying I'm not obsessed with them at all
Me: No really look at this someone painted their wall as the album art AND IT LOOKS REALLY COOL AND THIS PERSON MADE CUSTOM SHOES THAT I WANT and whose idea was it to make the albums inTO CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS THAT I NEED is it really that bad it is isn't it dammit
"You guys couldn't be more white if I painted you that color!"
"Maybe that's because we all are..."
this is an actual conversation between my band instructor and the band.
That moment when
you're texting your parents, in the middle of class 
and they don't even comment on it
To be honest,
when I see someone wearing a band tee
for Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, etc,

What I really want to do is walk up to them and ask,
"So, what went wrong for you?"
There were never any fingerprints to hide
because your death was a suicide
there was no evidence to find,
because it wasn't me who committed the crime
Boys: *Fighting, tackling, wrestling*
Teacher: *Walks out* EXCUSE ME? DO YOU WANT A DETENTION
Boys: *Quickly transforms headlock into hug*
Boys: I LOVE YOU BRO *bearhugs*

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credit-removers will be put on the naughty list
you don't wanna be on the naughty list, okay?
sa
 
 
 
 
 
 
 






MERRY
 
CHRISTMAS
 
WITTY!

 

Unanswerable Questions #1
How the hell are Warped Tour tickets so cheap?
You see all your favorite bands, yet tickets cost like $25
When life gives you lemons
Stop being so ungrateful and say thank you!
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