Fake_a_smile
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PCTYD poster child :/
Joined: December 17, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 251796
Location: unicorn land.
Joined: December 17, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 251796
Location: unicorn land.
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Hello, fellow wittian.
My name is Natalie.
I'm here to help if you ever
have a problem.
Feel free to comment me,
I dont bite (although, some
of my friends do) but that's
okay, cuz I dont.
Well, about me. I'm 15,
I live in Massachussetts,
I like soccer, animals,
coding, photography,
writing, reading, music,
A lot of things.
I'm generally a happy
person, but some of my
quotes are depressing
because, well, sh/t happens.
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Quotes by Fake_a_smile
Casually going to
sleep when you
know
that in a few hours,
a fat guy with a
giant sack is going to break into your
house by
going down your chimney,
call you a
ho (ho-ho)
and proceed to go and
eat your
cookies, and then, leave, and break
into every other house in
town.
Because I mean, what's weird about that?
Because I mean, what's weird about that?
How To Win My
Heart
1. Have a good music taste.
2. Wear cool band tees
3. Give them to me.
1. Have a good music taste.
2. Wear cool band tees
3. Give them to me.
Sleepaway Camper Problems
Asking if you can go to a friends birthday party.
"Mom, can I go to my friends party next month?"
"...Maybe. What state do they live in?"
"New Jersey.. it's only 7 hours away...please?"
BEFORE YOU
FLY
YOU FALL STOLEN
BY THE WIND THAT
TURNS THE LEAVES TO RAZORS
YOU FALL STOLEN
BY THE WIND THAT
TURNS THE LEAVES TO RAZORS
So the other day
during school,
Someone was saying something stupid.
The girl who sits next to me stands up, looks at him with a straight face, cups her hands, and says:
Someone was saying something stupid.
The girl who sits next to me stands up, looks at him with a straight face, cups her hands, and says:
"See this? This here, is my
bowl of care.
It's empty."
It's empty."
Just a friendly reminder
That we're all supposed to die
in the next 18 hours.
It's not that there aren't
any attractive guys in my school.
It's just that all of them are upperclassmen with girlfriends.
every. single. one.
It's just that all of them are upperclassmen with girlfriends.
every. single. one.
Government: Let's
ban guns so that things like Sandy Hook don't happen again.
Mass Murderers: Oh, woah, guns are against the law now, guess I can't shoot people any more, I mean like, gosh, I couldn't break the law and get a gun, that might get me arrested!
Mass Murderers: Oh, woah, guns are against the law now, guess I can't shoot people any more, I mean like, gosh, I couldn't break the law and get a gun, that might get me arrested!
You can pay
for school
But you can't buy class
Those in Glass Houses-Of Mice & Men
But you can't buy class
Those in Glass Houses-Of Mice & Men
Person:
*Wears Beatles shirt*
Beatles fans: Oh, ok, cool.
Person: *Wears One Direction shirt*
Directioners: Oh, look, another directioner.
Person: *Wears a PTV or SWS shirt*
PTV and SWS fans: Holy sh*t they like the same music as me I need to go over there because like omg they could be like my soulmate or my new best friend and now I'll have someone to fangirl with I LOVE YOU RANDOM BAND-TEE WEARING STRANGER.
*not meant to be offensive, I fit into the last category lol*
Beatles fans: Oh, ok, cool.
Person: *Wears One Direction shirt*
Directioners: Oh, look, another directioner.
Person: *Wears a PTV or SWS shirt*
PTV and SWS fans: Holy sh*t they like the same music as me I need to go over there because like omg they could be like my soulmate or my new best friend and now I'll have someone to fangirl with I LOVE YOU RANDOM BAND-TEE WEARING STRANGER.
*not meant to be offensive, I fit into the last category lol*