FallingTower

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Joined: March 15, 2012
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user id: 283807
Location: The Lost Soul Forrest
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Quotes by FallingTower

So i don't get this if you're just another wittian why the hell do make it clear that you're a guy and have a image of a guy. I'm fine with guys on witty  as long as they don't go parading it around.
 

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Theropist :Now lets talk about your overreacting problems
Me:ARE YOU SAYING I'VE GOT A MENTAL DISORDER I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE.

Theropist:Okay moving on
Theropist:I'll say a word and you tell me the first word that pops into your head.

Theropist:People
Me:Hate
Theropist:Food
Me:Love
Theropist:Potato
Me:Patato
Theropist:Tomato
Me:Tamoto
Theropist:This doesn't seem to be working

Theropist:How about we talk about you over reacting
Me:Ok
Theropist:So your mum told me you burnt your house down-
Me:The first three were a accident but the fourth one i had accidently called 911 so i set the house on fire so i would get my call's worth.
Theropist:Ok Your Dad tells me sometime you burn spiders with hair spray and a lighter
Me:Oh i do *starts laughing evily*
Me:I remeber one time i slowly tourted the spider and i made his family watch.
Me:His children watched as their father turned to ash
Me:Little Jimmy spider cried as i flushed his fathers ashes down the toilet and pooped on them
Theropist i think you need mental help

 

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When you see somebody you follow post a quote
and your like "Oh hey,look whos alive"
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Does anyone wonder how all these girls/boys all just happend to come to this one place i mean i doubt Steve intended to round up all these girls/boys with problems and gave them a website to vent.Also the name 'Witty Profiles' sounded like he intened the website to be for people post quotes that are funny,cute and maybe the occasional vent quote not a whole website for venting but look at it like this we are very lucky to all find each other.  
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Yahoo! Answers

Open question:

Is the movie 'War of the Worlds'a true story?


Best answer:
Of course it is! Do you mean you don't remember when the aliens in their machines came and killed everyone, and the few survivors were all hiding out in basements and sh*t?! I remember it like it was yesterday! My pretty kitty Mr. Fluffernutter was killed right before my very eyes and expelled as nothing more than a red bloody mist from those monsters! It was even worse than the zombie apocalypse, although not as bad as the Bieber Invasion. I really don't know how we survived the Bieber Invasion. But surely you remember when Mars attacked? Because it was then, in our darkest hour, when everything seemed lost, the hearts of men would not concede - no matter what the cost! That's us, that's humankind, persevering through it all until we win and come out stronger on the other side. My God, I love the human spirit! Go, humans!
Asker's Rating: * * * *

look at the anwers name LMFAO
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121018181858AA0tc6i

 

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Yesterday Taylor Swift Waved at a boy

He didn't wave back
Her new song comes out tomorrow
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Highlight this if your

name is Sara.



Okay,Sara i want you to dump the body und-HEY YOUR NOT SARA!

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My mamma always said


life was like a box of


chocolates.


So i said b/tch hand me a box of life
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