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This is a profile dedicated to the witty quotes from
Family Guy
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Family Guy
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Family
Guy
Peter: Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my alpha-bits, it says "Ooooooo"
Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.
Peter: Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my alpha-bits, it says "Ooooooo"
Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.
" Hello, 911?
It's Quagmire.
Yeah, it's caught
in the window this time."
-Glen Quagmire
FAMILY GUY
"I want pancakes!
God, do you people understand
every language except English?
Yo quiero pancakes!
Donnez moi pancakes!
Click click bloody click pancakes! "
-Stewie Griffin
FAMILY GUY
God, do you people understand
every language except English?
Yo quiero pancakes!
Donnez moi pancakes!
Click click bloody click pancakes! "
-Stewie Griffin
FAMILY GUY
Family
Guy
"You want a popsicle?
My cellar's full of
popsicles!"
-Herbert
The Creepy Old Neighbor
"You want a popsicle?
My cellar's full of
popsicles!"
-Herbert
The Creepy Old Neighbor
Family
Guy
Stewie: Hey Brian, can I have some WH-heat Thins?
Brian: They're Wheat Thins.
Stewie: That's what I said, WH-heat Thins.
Brian: Wheat Thins
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Wheat Thins
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H.
Stewie: What are you talking about? I'm just saying WH-Heat thins.
Brian: Say Wheat
Stewie: Wheat
Brian: Now say, Wheat Thins
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Wheat Thins
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Wheat Thins!
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Wheat Thins!!!!
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: No! You can't have any!!!
Stewie: Can't have any what? WH-heat Thins
Brian: It's Wheat Thins
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Wheat Thins!!!
Peter; Can I be in your commercial?
Stewie: Hey Brian, can I have some WH-heat Thins?
Brian: They're Wheat Thins.
Stewie: That's what I said, WH-heat Thins.
Brian: Wheat Thins
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Wheat Thins
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H.
Stewie: What are you talking about? I'm just saying WH-Heat thins.
Brian: Say Wheat
Stewie: Wheat
Brian: Now say, Wheat Thins
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Wheat Thins
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Wheat Thins!
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Wheat Thins!!!!
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: No! You can't have any!!!
Stewie: Can't have any what? WH-heat Thins
Brian: It's Wheat Thins
Stewie: WH-heat thins
Brian: Wheat Thins!!!
Peter; Can I be in your commercial?
Family
Guy
Quagmire Runs into a Classroom
Quagmire Child #1: Daddy?
Quagmire: Oh God!
Runs into Special Needs Class
Quagmire Child #2: Da-aady?
Quagmire: Oh God!
Runs into Spanish Class
Quagmire Child #3: Papa?
Quagmire Runs into a Classroom
Quagmire Child #1: Daddy?
Quagmire: Oh God!
Runs into Special Needs Class
Quagmire Child #2: Da-aady?
Quagmire: Oh God!
Runs into Spanish Class
Quagmire Child #3: Papa?
Family
Guy
Peter: Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?
(Brian gives Peter the newspaper)
Peter: Huh... that's odd... I thought that would big news.
Brian: You thought what would be big news?
Peter: Well there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece: a headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Peter: Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...
Brian: Heard what?
Stewie: Brian Don't!
Peter: OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD
Peter: Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?
(Brian gives Peter the newspaper)
Peter: Huh... that's odd... I thought that would big news.
Brian: You thought what would be big news?
Peter: Well there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece: a headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Peter: Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...
Brian: Heard what?
Stewie: Brian Don't!
Peter: OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD
"Shut Up
Meg"
-Peter Griffin
FAMILY GUY
-Peter Griffin
FAMILY GUY
Meg: I just want to kill myself
I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a
whole bowl of peanuts.
(Peter & Lois stare )
Meg: ...I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter & Lois still stare)
Meg: You dont know anything about me!!!
(runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
---FAMILY GUY
"Sorry Meg.
Daddy loves ya,
but Daddy also loves Star Trek,
and in all fairness,
Star Trek
was here first."
-Peter Griffin
FAMILY GUY