Fastpitcherplayer

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Joined: April 2, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 162465
Gender: F

About Me

     
   The name is Natalia!                                                                                 I love music!!                                                          
   Volleyball is my life (:                                                                           Questions? Comment!
   VARSITY BABY ((: <3                                                                        Need to talk? Comment!
    I love my friends, don't know what I
   would do without them!!

              
                                                                                       


                                                                                                            No boy right now and I like that  
                                                                                                                                    (: 
 

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Fastpitcherplayer's Favorite Quotes


Dear nose, 


If you're going to sneeze, please sneeze.
Sincerely- stood there looking like I've been hit by a shovel.




 
Just imagine
You're mad. You're yelling at him and at some point you're like "SHUT THE F*CK UP". He pushes you against the wall, leans and whispers to your ear
"Make me"

 
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she didn't get it

 
            friend:  hey do you have any crackers
            me:  no
            me:  we're crackalackin'


please tell me you do





 

 
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shoutout
to my parents
for paying the internet bill
every month

god bless u




 

 
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*When someone unfollows me*
Me:
 Aca-scuse me?

If youve ever
tried to fight tears on the bus ride home, and failed.
If you’ve ever lied about why your eyes were glazed over,
and you were believed.
This one’s for you.
If you’ve ever stopped listening to your favorite band
because he liked them too.
If you’ve ever hated a girl you didn’t know
because he picked her over you.
This one’s for you.
If you’ve ever wished you were weak enough to cry in public.
If you’ve ever constantly hid behind laughter and smiles.
This one’s for you.
If you’ve ever bit your lip to stop it from quivering.
If you’ve ever walked with your eyes planted on the ground.
This one’s for you.
If you’ve ever stared into the darkness before sleep,
trying to avoid the ‘what’s if’s’ and ‘if only’s’.
If you’ve ever listened to totally different music,
but ended up thinking about him anyway.
This one’s for you.
The girl who doesn’t get the guy.
The girl who still lives her life to the fullest she can.
The girl who gets up every day and doesn’t give up.
This one’s for you,
because it takes so much to be that strong.








 

do you ever

make a huge scene
and then march off to your bedroom but
eventually you get hungry and you
feel like you can’t leave your room because you
want to prove a point or something

 









 

 
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i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”





 

 
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Your guy problems.
I'm not saying they don't matter, I'm just saying they don't matter to me.


 
My dad at a Turkish store:

Dad:
-to a worker- So everything here is made in Turkey, right?
Worker: Yes, everything is from Turkey.
Dad: Really? Everything?
Worker: Mhmm.
Dad: Oh, okay then.
Dad: -picks up box-
Dad: -turns box over and reads back-
Dad: Made in China
Worker:
Dad:
Worker:
Dad:
Worker:
Dad:
Dad:
Yup, everything's from Turkey alright.
Dad: If Turkey was in China.