Pluto*

Status: ~
Joined: June 25, 2012
Last Seen: 4 months
user id: 311814
Location: Inside your closet.
Gender: F
 




 
 
"Never have I been a calm blue sea.

I have always been a storm."



Hello.


Female (obviously)


Hybrid

Brunette

Bookworm

Stalker (not as skilled as glenno)

Fascinated by parkour and glenno

Addicted to chocolate (and glenno) and everything made of chocolate

Infatuated with notebooks and nail polish

 



And cats

And bubbles

And everything nice

Call me Pluto

That’s all you must know.



(I have been away for far too long)





 

Quotes by Pluto*




What on earth happened to Witty?




 


There was this one time I was playing Call Of Duty with my brother
and we were messing around with people using the microphone.
So, there was this one guy whose username was 'butt face' so we asked him
"Does your face look like a butt or does your butt look like a face?" and he was just like "both."


 

I always have this little moment of pride
whenever I pour a glass of water without spilling it all over the place.




Me: *Is a second choice in real life*
Me: *Is a second choice on the internet*





"Burn, baby, burn,"
I say to my calories as I walk towards the fridge.




Third wheel?
More like nineteenth wheel.

 


How I See Things In The Dark:
Me: Oh my god, WHAT IS THAT. IT LOOKS LIKE A DEAD ANIMAL AND IT'S GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE, OH MY GOD IS THAT BLOOD, IT'S SMEARED EVERYWHERE. THAT LOOKS SO HORRIBLE, GOOD LORD, THERE'S GUTS EVERYWHERE,OH MY-
Me: Oh wait, it's just a blanket.



 


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaohyoulittleshit.

 


Don't you just hate papercuts like
what, you're a f/cking paper, how do you cause me so much pain.


 

I'm tired.
I always have been.
I'm tired of doing the same things,
I'm tired of seeing the same thing,
and I'm tired of being the same person I despise.
I want to be someone I'm not.
I want to be the girl who travels and reads and writes
and has the ability to produce universes with mere words.
Yet, here I am, doing a perfect job of being the same person I've been all along.