Shelley♥*

Status: I love you Chloe♥ (I'm the ugly one on the left).
Joined: June 22, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 16
user id: 363939
Location: Bikini Bottom
Gender: F
 
Sorry, I wont be on much...
I have other addictions now

Quotes by Shelley♥*

its the eve of christmas eve
whats with the rhyming mcdonalds adds
brother: hey lets watch paranormal activity
me: sure

2 weeks later
me: wtf was that


I really dont understand how anyone would go to the effort of clicking the unfollow button i mean the most excersise i do all day is walk to the fridge and back never mind bringing myself to unfollow someone
Me: *Practices piano for exam, then leaves after 30 mins to go on Witty*
Brother: *Goes to piano and starts playing it*
Me: WHAT THE F/CK I WAS USING IT WHAT THE F/CK ITS MINE ASGKASLDGKHAS';


Me Trying To Brainstorm:
Me: 
Ok. Um.. let's start with fish. What does fish make me think of?
Me: Sandals. And sandals make me think of lamps.
Me: So my story is going to be about a fish wearing sandals.
Me: Who wants to be a lamp.
Me: This is going nowhere.

Hanging Your Crocs up
after a long day of doing nothing
 

She’s like the sand
that gets between my toes

that split second where you think that an add is a quote and you're just like "where is this going"
Imagine If John Green
showed up at your house
asking for directions