Normal guy: i really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: all i want is the taste that your
lips allow
Normal guy: let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie
down with me and hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: i want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm
but im cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: she's a crack wh0re pr0stitute
Ed Sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the
motherland or sells love to another man.
Normal guy: marry me?
Ed Sheeran: i could do without a tan on my
left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.
Normal guy: i'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: cause lately i've been waking
up alone, paint splattered tear drops on my shirt.
Normal guy: i'm going to get wasted and sleep
with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake
up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
Normal guy: expect me to drunk dial you later
Ed Sheeran: and that tonight i'll call
you, after my blood is drowning in
alcohol.