A black person walked
into a room then a white man said, "Colored people are not
allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up.He
then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I
grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go
in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I
die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born
you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When
you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you
turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die
you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me
colored!?"The black man then sat back down and the white man
walked away...