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FloatingDog
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October 30, 2011
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2 years
user id:
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Lolsotrue#15
My laziness is like the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.
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FloatingDog
funny
Lolsotrue#2184
Scary sentences:
1. I'm pregnant
2. Based on a true story
3. Unable to connect to the internet
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FloatingDog
funny
Don't you hate it when people make those tilt your screen back quotes with a really noticable color?
Yeah, well I do
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FloatingDog
annoying
Did anyone else get that AMBER alert yesterday?
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FloatingDog
amber
highlighting random quotes to see if there
are one of those hidden messages in it.
just me?
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FloatingDog
hidden
random someone:
whats a witty
Me:
lolwut
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FloatingDog
witty
I walk onto the beach like, waddup I got them big crocs
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FloatingDog
funny
Lolsotrue#2164
Teacher: What tense is this? I am so beautfiul
Me: Obviously past
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FloatingDog
lol
Lolsotrue#2181
asking a quesiton you already know the answer to, to see if the person will lie
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FloatingDog
lol
Anyone else?
Wakes up just before best part of my dream
Tries to go back to sleep...
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funny
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