FloatingDog
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Joined: October 30, 2011
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When I'm bored, I...
Shut my eyes really hard for 10 seconds, then open and close them really fast, then close them again for your own cool lightshow.
facepalm joke #5
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
It's too far to walk
How many flies does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
2 but I have no idea how they would get in the lightbulb.
2 but I have no idea how they would get in the lightbulb.
that moment when...
you put a kind of jelly bean in your mouth you haven't tasted before...
you put a kind of jelly bean in your mouth you haven't tasted before...
facepalm joke #4
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
facepalm joke #3
How do you make an alien baby go to sleep?
You 'rocket'
if you don't get it, say it out loud to yourself
facepalm joke #2
Why don't ducks tell jokes while flying?
Because they'll 'quack' up
facepalm joke #1
Why did Lucy fall of the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Lucy...
“I'm going to wake Peeta," I say.
"No, wait," says Finnick. "Let's do it together. Put our faces right in front of his."
Well, there's so little opportunity for fun left in my life, I agree. We position ourselves on either side of Peeta, lean over until our faces are inches frim his nose, and give him a shake. "Peeta. Peeta, wake up," I say in a soft, singsong voice.
His eyelids flutter open and then he jumps like we've stabbed him. "Aa!"
Finnick and I fall back in the sand, laughing our heads off. Every time we try to stop, we look at Peeta's attempt to maintain a disdainful expression and it sets us off again.”
HUNGER GAMES FTW!
"No, wait," says Finnick. "Let's do it together. Put our faces right in front of his."
Well, there's so little opportunity for fun left in my life, I agree. We position ourselves on either side of Peeta, lean over until our faces are inches frim his nose, and give him a shake. "Peeta. Peeta, wake up," I say in a soft, singsong voice.
His eyelids flutter open and then he jumps like we've stabbed him. "Aa!"
Finnick and I fall back in the sand, laughing our heads off. Every time we try to stop, we look at Peeta's attempt to maintain a disdainful expression and it sets us off again.”
HUNGER GAMES FTW!
THE PLANET IS
OK
It's the people that are f*cked
It's the people that are f*cked