FoodIsMyOnlyLove

Status: Hey guys! follow me, promise ill follow back <3
Joined: December 26, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: May 10
user id: 343367
Location: Vancouver Wa
Gender: F



 

















Hey Fellow wittians :) . My name is Roxana Moreno.Im fourteen years old and im a freshman at evergreen highschool. My bestfriend is my dog. And i like to spend my free time sleeping, eating and playing video games while worrying about how much homework i have to do :)
Im so glad i found witty. All of you guys hate everyone and love food too.

 

Quotes by FoodIsMyOnlyLove

Today is just one of those days were I hate everyone and everything. Oh wait, thats everyday.
people: *insults*
me: well thanks captan obvious.
everyday i wake up, tired.
Of life.
Are you a cow?
Cause you're looking utterly amazing.
hey,
do you like toothpaste?
cause we were mint to be together.

 

Hey, are you retarded?Cause you looking pretty special tonight.

 
 

Instead of  having periods, girls should store snacks.
like once a month you get a snack.

like potato chips or something.


Have you ever had one of those days,
were you hate the world?
And anything that happens,even dropping your pen,makes you wanna break down
and

cry.



if your boyfriend texts you while he's playing call of duty,he doesn't love you.
he just died in the game.

 
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.