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That moment when your best friend goes to walk into your kitchen..
says she saw a man..
starts to hyperventilate..
you hear a random crash..
you crawl in a corner like crying..
make your brother turn all the lights on..
and it was your shower curtain that fell for no reason at all
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scared AF right now!

*Me and my friend in the car with my brother*
Her:Can we scare those kids?
Him: *rolls down window*
Me: Not the 5 year olds! Them!
*points out kids my age*
Him:Oh, okay.. HEY! Boys, you want some candy? You can come to my petting zoo too, its in my basement, with some more candy!
Them: *gradually start walking faster*
Us: *Dying of laughter*
 

This summer, is the summer I reinvent myself.

Not in a bad way, I wont change my personality, because the last thing I want is to lose the people I care about most because I have 'changed too much'.

But, I am going to:
 
Change my style.

Stop biting my nails.

Get my ears peirced.

Wear more jewelry.

Get a tan, and keep it.

Lose weight.
Dont let people walk all over me.

 

I dont want people to be like "omg, she is stupid and trying to fit in!"

Cause Im not.

This is just who I want to be(:

*Me breaking up with my boyfriend that I had for a week and a half*

Me: Im sorry, but its hard telling people Im in a relationship when I dont feel that I am, and I hate to do this, but Im breaking up with you.

Him: Really?

*Me thinking*
"No, just kidding. Im an actor, they are all actors, and you are on MTV's Disaster Dating, and since you made it a whopping week and a half, you get $45!"

 

So yeah...
I have a boyfriend,
But its not as amazing as I thought it would be...
I dont even get butterflies when I see him...
My best friends flirtationship is way better than my relationship...
He did a "LMS for my faviorite picture of you!(: only doing the ones I want!"
And did 3 of the prettiest girls at our school...
Ugh, I dont know anymoree!:p

He texted me one direction lyrics,

After I told my friends, every single response was

"Oh my gosh! He's a keeper!" (:

What Hip-Hop Taught Me- Jenna Marbless(:

Nicki Minaj taught me that starships were meant, to fly! I aint got a f**king clue what starships are, so Im gonna take your word for that, but Im glad I know they were meant to fly!

Ace Hood taught me that he maybe gave a d*mn, but he never gave a f**k! Not a single f**k was given, by Ace Hood. Now those, are two very different things. D*mns and f**ks. You can give a damn, but you CANNOT give a f**k!

Not only is ham delicious, but I can GO it. This just opens up endless possibilities. What else can you go? Can you go steak? Can you go cheese? 

Because ladies is pimps too!

Kreayshawn taught me that only basic b**ches wear gucci, louis, fendi and prada. That means Im complex as F**K!

F**KING KNOWLEDGE EXPLOSION!

Oh dear, what would we do without Jenna Marbles? <3 ahahaha (: