So, my boyfriend does the cutest thing. He doesn't exist.
My ex-boyfriend had this really weird fetish. He would dress up as himself, and act like a complete jerk. Got it from facebook. NMQ
School is a drag. I feel like my mom's a hag. She took my laptop, and shoved it in a bag. Now, I have to go outside, and play tug o' war with my puppy, and a rag. Ladies, and gentlemen, boredom at it's finest.
But if you do, I love you.
Mom got a call from the doctor. They said that her blood cells are low. They said that she could have .. cancer..
me: i'm so full omg i'm not gonna eat for days me: are those brownies
Bestfriend: Like five people asked me to be there valentine already!
Me: Sometimes; when I meow at cats; They meow back..
Me: Ah, my hair is actually straight today!
Rain: LOL, no it's not.