Friend: Omigod,
my summer's been amazing! I've got to Italy, danced on the
Milky Way, eaten an alpaca, kissed Leonardo Dicaprio, joined the
CIA, was honored by the emporer of China, was made into a Disney
princess, built a school for children in Africa, gotten married
and divorced, wrote three novels, and won the lottery!
What have you done so far this summer?
Me: ......I got two new followers on
Witty..