Fortunecookie

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Joined: April 9, 2011
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Hey guys it's Fortunecookie (no chiz) :P
:) Hey my name is Izzy. I love giving advice so if you have anything you want to talk about, just ask me(: I'm really outgoing and I love people. Friends are my life and without them I'd probably die. I just got out of a relationship<\3

P.s. I ♥ cookies 

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Quotes by Fortunecookie

Not laughing at a joke
because you don’t like
the person who told it.

I hate looking at couples,
because the same thought
always comes to my head;
I miss that.





When I'm upset I cut myself...


another slice of cheesecake.



 

I wanted to be a Ninja,

so I Googled "Ninja School."

I followed a link to their website, and it said

'page cannot be found'

Woah, these guys are good.



And who else... 

is excited for a new season of




         glee






 



I just read that 4,153,237
people got married last year.


I don't want to cause any arguments but... shouldn't that be an even number?
 

There was a blind girl

who hated herself just because she was blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.

He was always there for her.

She said that if she could only see the world,

she
would marry her boyfriend.


One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her

and then she could see everything,

including her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend asked,

"Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"

The girl was shocked

when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too,

and refused to marry him.


Her boyfriend walked away in tears,

and later wrote a letter to her saying...

"Just take care of my eyes, dear."

I'll always love you forever...

 

Would you like to try a new
male enhancement method?

Yes Witty ads, obviously I need some help with that.