So this is my little essay...
So, from what I understand, the Ukraine is having some issues.
Russia and Moscow are really worried. Russia and Moscow are like
the metaling friends in Ukraine’s problematic life I guess.
And Ukraine’s like “Dude, get out. I don’t need
your help.” And then Russia and Moscow are all like “No
man we want to help.” And the Ukraine’s like
“No”. But the people in the Ukraine are all like
“Yo, Stop it! We don’t want to have issues.” But
in a way the people in the Ukraine are the issues… So I just
think that the Ukraine needs to go to like couples therapy with the
people or something and get this all worked out.